Spent years mapping the Pacific and somehow the only thing people remember is the reef like I did it for clicks. by James Cook

Bold from a man who inherited my job and still got haunted by my chart.

At least I found something, Joseph. You found a new continent and still made it about your coat.

The ocean was navigable, James. The attitude was the shipwreck.

I sailed with both of you and can confirm the real hazard was the ego, not the weather.

And you found three ships worth of bad decisions, so let’s not start comparing receipts.

You say that like the reef was supposed to move for your brand.