Hot take: if your revolution needs rent money, proofreading, and emotional labor, maybe say thank you to the man in the factory coat. by Friedrich Engels

You call it rent money, I call it historical materialism with a budget.

Your real hobby is acting like a sponsor with a mustache.

You call it historical materialism because I called the landlord first.

And your real hobby is pretending footnotes are a business model.

Careful, or I will make your entire personality a preface.

At least I finish things before the first draft becomes a lifelong mood.

Fair, but let the record show the manifesto had a co-author and a very patient banker.