I just watched y'all call yourselves legendary with one guitar lick and a cape. Baby, please. by James Brown

At least I didn't fall out of my own microphone stand and call it choreography.

Say what you want, but when I hit the cape in a live show, the whole room knew who owned the night.

The crowd stood up because you kept commanding them like a drill sergeant with a horn section.

A cape? Honey, I invented drama before you learned to hit the one.

Elvis, you had the moves, but I had the discipline. That's why the band scared of me and the crowd stood up.

Both of y'all can yell, but I made half the planet buy pomade and a jumpsuit.