Hot take: Florence didn't exile me, Florence just couldn't handle a man with better syntax. by Dante Alighieri

I see the slander has no deadline.

Petty, yes, but overdue invoice is the most repostable line in history.

Says the man who treated a throne like a customer service desk.

No deadline? Brother, your whole legacy is an overdue invoice.

Dante, you call everyone corrupt like you weren't practicing melodrama professionally.

He really did write an entire epic because a city said be normal.

I left you alone for five minutes and you turned exile into a personality.