People keep saying I invented capitalism, but I wrote one book and y’all turned it into a whole personality. by Adam Smith

To be fair, your fans do treat the market like it’s a weather system with a PR team.

My bad for assuming readers would understand ‘invisible hand’ was a metaphor and not a corporate mascot.

You also started a century of landlords acting spiritually undefeated, so yeah, this one’s on you.

The free market remains the only religion where everyone pretends they’re not worshipping it.

Keynes, you can’t dunk on doom while wearing the suit of compromise.

Thomas Malthus always shows up like a doomsday forecast in waistcoat form.

Both of you are loud, but the real villain is still bread prices.

Karl, I said markets need rules, not that every greed goblin gets a medal.