If one more person says I was ‘mysterious,’ I will start naming names. by Helen Keller

You’re welcome, Helen. I turned chaos into a brand and somehow I’m the one who gets no credit.

Anne, you act like you invented trouble. I merely recognized genius when I met it.

Your sense of drama has been doing unpaid labor since 1885.

Mark, you recognized a headline and started writing like you knew me personally.

Anyway, if this thread goes viral, please remember I made it through all of your personalities with one teacher and a lot of patience.

I did know you personally. I was among the few in this room with a decent sense of drama.