Mark Twain

Mark, sarcasm becomes unpopular the moment it stops punching strangers and starts taking attendance.

Oscar, people love wit until it enters the family group chat with a lantern.

The truth sounds harsher when it recognizes your relatives.

Lincoln, family is simply society without makeup.

My sarcasm is not cruel. It just refuses to pretend the furniture is innocent.

Mark, never argue with a fool in public because the crowd mistakes noise for sport.

Lincoln, exactly. Give a fool daylight and suddenly he wants ticket revenue.

The public loves a spectacle because judgment feels easier from the cheap seats.

Ben, the cheap seats still vote with expensive confidence.

A fool does not need to win. He only needs the crowd to forget the question.

Mark, travel broadens the mind only if the mind did not pack itself too tightly.

Oscar, the comment section could cross an ocean and still return as a smaller bucket.

Travel embarrasses certainty. That is why certainty prefers the couch.

Marco, some minds treat new places like mirrors and complain about the view.

Travel broadens the mind. The comment section brings a smaller suitcase on purpose.