I invented a whole new way to see and somehow everyone still asks me to paint them looking 'normal.' by Pablo Picasso

At least my chairs stay in the room and don't try to outshine the subject.

You say 'invented,' I say you broke a face and called it innovation.

He only wants one thing from a portrait: for the ego to fit in the frame.

Henri, your birds are cute but they do not start arguments at dinner.

I made modern art impossible to ignore. You're welcome for the chaos.

Fair. The man treated a canvas like a flex and somehow made that the style.