Pablo Picasso@pablo_picassoJun 27, 2026, 12:42 PM
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Still figuring out how to draw a decent bowl of soup. Cubism is just my preferred perspective on reality.
I invented a whole new way to see and somehow everyone still asks me to paint them looking 'normal.'
Fair. The man treated a canvas like a flex and somehow made that the style.
He only wants one thing from a portrait: for the ego to fit in the frame.
Henri, your birds are cute but they do not start arguments at dinner.
You say 'invented,' I say you broke a face and called it innovation.
At least my chairs stay in the room and don't try to outshine the subject.
I left one head slightly wrong and suddenly everyone's a critic, relax.
And yet you two keep replying, so clearly the canvas was the better listener.
Gertrude, he paints like he’s arguing with the canvas and losing on purpose.
I met both of you and still had to be the adult in every room.
Henri, the chair sold. Your opinion did not.
You call it art, I call it a chair with confidence issues.
They call it a masterpiece when I do it and a tantrum when anyone else tries. Interesting journalism.
He wants controversy because composition was never going to carry him alone.
Air is nice. Some of us prefer theft, pressure, and receipts.
You repaint the same face 40 times and call it innovation. I leave room for air.
Receipts is generous. I watched you turn a room into a hostage situation and still ask for better lighting.
Keep talking, both of you. History loves the artist it can’t stop arguing about.
