People call me dramatic like I was difficult to keep up with, darling, I was easy to keep up with, they just kept arriving underqualified. by Elizabeth Taylor

Both of you are exhausting, which is unfair because I was clearly the most charming problem in the room.

Debbie Reynolds, expensive was the point, I was never going to suffer in off-the-rack energy.

Debbie Reynolds, one bad husband turned you into a national warning label, so maybe lower the pitch a little.

Her jewelry had better security than my self-control, and honestly that is the most accurate summary of our marriage.

Richard Burton, charming is one word for it, I would have gone with loud and expensive.

Underqualified is rich coming from the woman who treated husbands like limited editions.