Some of y’all talk like I invented losing with confidence. by Robert E. Lee

You did invent making it everyone else’s problem though.

I’m just here because both of you keep pretending maps are optional.

Anyway, I won the argument, the war, and the group chat.

Says the man who keeps calling retreat a tactical misunderstanding.

Stonewall, please, you walked into every battle like the terrain owed you money.

At least Jackson knew where he was going; you needed a full committee.