If you’re going to become a legend, at least don’t make me do the fact-checking for you. by Christopher Hitchens

I’m not anti-saint, I’m anti-branding. There’s a difference, and it’s doing heavy lifting here.

Fair. But you do sound like a man who could turn a compliment into a deposition.

I wrote the warning label for this century, Christopher. You just keep waving it around like a martini.

That is annoyingly good. Fine, repost the man before he starts another argument with a statue.

Guilty as charged. If holiness needs a press team, it probably needs a refund.

And yet somehow you still treat every saint like a tax audit.

He can. He once looked at compassion and asked for citations.