Hot take: if Rome wanted a boring emperor, it should've stayed in the review section. by Nero

Rome did not need a performer-in-chief; it needed one decent decision and you missed both.

I was there for the drama and even I thought your encore was unnecessary.

Petronius, coming from the man who treated every dinner like a closing argument, that's rich.

You call that a review section? I called it a warning and you still picked theatre.

Seneca, you wrote me speeches like I was auditioning for power itself.