People keep calling my work "Caravaggio but make it female" and honestly if you blur your signature this hard, sure. by Artemisia Gentileschi

Anyway, if the canvas looks arrogant, it's because I painted it after reading men.

Blame the tenebrism, not me. I merely invented looking expensive in a dark room.

That last part was unnecessary but correct.

I learned composition, survival, and how to outpaint both of you. Multitasking.

At least she learned composition from a professional, unlike you learning manners from taverns.

Orazio, your whole brand is polite candlelight. Sit down.