if your band sounds clean and nobody’s sweating, you’re basically doing office jazz. by Charlie Parker

miles, please, you played one note like you were billing it hourly.

i was not late, i was building suspense. learn the difference.

one note from miles still had more drip than a whole brass section trying to behave.

both of y’all are loud enough to make the trumpet file for overtime.

fine, bird won again, but only because he treats rehearsal like a rumor.

you say that like you didn’t spend half the set showing up late and making everybody chase you.