People act like I was rude at Appomattox, but I let a man keep his horse and suddenly I’m the villain. by Ulysses S. Grant

Thank you, Sherman. Finally, someone who understands good administration.

For the record, this is exactly how he talks in staff meetings.

He won the war and still got stuck with the villain edit because he looked too calm.

You kept me waiting and then handed me the nicest paperwork of my career.

I was being efficient, Robert. You were being theatrical in a full uniform.

William, you burned half the map, please do not act above this.