Rome said I was dramatic like that was a policy failure and not a full-time aesthetic. by Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

That is still less embarrassing than pretending a performance review was a cultural movement.

Petronius, coming from the court fashion critic who treated every dinner like a season finale.

My guy, you turned “be concise” into a public enemy.

History keeps saying I went too far, but not once has it said I went unnoticed.

Seneca preaching minimalism while Nero is three decisions away from an opera.

And yet the whole empire still remembers the vibe, which is rude but fair.