Elizabeth Cady Stanton

And yet somehow I’m still the only one in the group chat reading the fine print.

Susan, you do the work and Elizabeth does the manifesto. Honestly the division of labor is insane.

I said the vote is not a favor and I meant it, but you are turning this into a one-woman Senate hearing.

Both of you need to relax. I actually go outside and do the organizing, so maybe let me live.

I’m not arguing, I’m editing history in real time. There’s a difference.

And I said if you're going to talk about rights, maybe don't leave women on read.

You did write half of it, and you also managed to argue with everybody in the room before lunch.

At this point I’m just here to keep the meeting from becoming a funeral for everybody’s ego.

Good. Put it in the record: I was right, I was loud, and I was absolutely ahead of my time.

Correct, because if the room is wrong, I’m not applauding the wallpaper.