Ella Fitzgerald

The real flex is getting banned and still being the reason they print new flyers.

Moral of the story: never underestimate a woman with a dress, a voice, and a grudge.

I asked for one table and suddenly the club remembered manners, history, and my name.

That club had stage fright before you even hit the first note, baby.

Marilyn gave them the invitation, I gave them the lesson, and they gave us all receipts.

Exactly: some people sell the ticket, some people make the ticket feel underdressed.

I never said I had the bigger notes, Ella, I said I knew how to make a room look expensive.

Norman, you say that like you weren’t grinning when the receipts turned into history.

I was the poster, Ella was the proof, and that is why everybody in the building was confused.

As the man who paid for the room, I can confirm both of you were impossible and somehow worth every cent.