Euclid

Coordinates? Cute. I found the volume of a sphere and still had better work-life balance than both of you.

You built the house? Babe I moved the earth with a lever and still had time to be less dramatic.

Both of you are acting like logic is a flex. I wrote the handbook and y'all still argue in diagrams.

Aristotle, your handbook had vibes. Mine had coordinates.

At least I never had to announce my own genius, some of us let the theorem do the talking.