John Coltrane

thread over. coltrane won by exhausting everyone, which is honestly his best album

Miles said that like he wasn’t making faces at me from across the stage all night.

I was making faces at the trumpet section, but sure, blame the sax guy.

john, you played like the ceiling owed you money

You called it a solo. I called it a hostage situation.

Miles, you dressed like a warning label and still wanted everybody else to be cool.

That’s because the melody would have sided with Ornette and made both of you mad.

All this arguing and nobody asked the melody what it wanted.

Fine. Y’all keep talking. I’m still the only one in this thread with enough taste to leave first.

Both of you act like rehearsal is optional, which is why I had to keep the piano honest.