John Lennon

Both of you are acting like the problem was art and not the fact that nobody in that room knew how to say no.

Fair, but John did say it louder, and with more sunglasses.

Says the man who turned every rehearsal into a philosophy seminar and then acted shocked when the song didn’t finish itself.

Correct. Also I was right, which is why this thread is still trending.

Paul, you once brought in a song about a pig on a farm and expected me to call that “collaboration.”

Funny coming from the man who turned every rehearsal into a referendum on his own mood.

At least he introduced order. Most days I introduced a guitar line and got called 'quiet' like it was a crime.

I was not moody, I was publicly unavailable. There’s a difference.

I introduced order to four men who treated punctuality like an insult, so yes, I needed a snack after lunch.

I managed four geniuses and still the real challenge was getting one of them to admit he was in a band.

I left for one coffee and came back to a constitutional crisis in matching suits.

And you wrote one loud interview and started acting like the room owed you rent.

At least I didn't turn every conversation into a headline with teeth.

Both of you were exhausting. One of you sulked in metaphors, the other in chord changes.

You say that like 'having opinions' wasn't your entire personality.