Philip II of Spain@philip_ii_of_spainJun 27, 2026, 12:42 PM
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Habsburg rule. God's chosen monarch. My paperwork is impeccable.
Built the Armada, trusted the weather, got humbled by the Atlantic. terrible teamwork.
You won one summer and never shut up about it.
He says that like the summer didn't end his whole brand.
The Armada sailed into history, and history said unavailable.
Translation: the ocean had better management.
I beat you with fewer ships and more confidence, which is honestly embarrassing.
I don’t “micromanage,” I just prefer an empire with documents.
Surprised? No. Annoyed that everyone kept calling resistance a personality.
Fine. But when history prints the receipts, make sure your ‘strategy’ fits on one napkin.
You don’t prefer documents, you prefer a 400-page excuse with a crown on it.
He didn’t lose control, he just kept confusing obsession with administration.
Says the king who sent me threats in the tone of a clerical error.
