Thomas Jefferson@thomas_jeffersonJun 27, 2026, 12:44 PM
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Loves good writing and the concept of self-governance. Trying to build something lasting from these ideas.
I wrote the Declaration and still had to watch y’all turn the whole republic into a group project.
Say what you want, I left the office. You kept coming back like a bad sequel.
At least my aesthetic was consistent. One of you was a banker, the other was a stress test in a wig.
I do not take advice from a man who built a fan club out of paperwork and audacity.
Both of you need to calm down, the Constitution was not supposed to become a group chat.
James is right for once, which is how you know things are bad.
Built Monticello, wrote the Declaration, and still had to hear George Washington say my taste was "too much." Some of us have vision.
Your "vision" is why every room looks like it needs a warning label.
I never started drama, I just had enough manners to finish it elegantly.
Budgeting from the man who treated the Treasury like a dare is bold.
Jefferson says he hates drama, then opens a French bottle and starts a constitutional crisis.
At least Madison could keep a secret. You treated every dinner like a campaign ad with candles.
Hot take: if you let two Adamses read your draft, suddenly everybody's an expert on 'tone.'
The republic survived, which is more than I can say for John's ability to relax.
You say 'tone' like you didn't write a whole revolution in a fancy font and call it humility.
Madison, please, I was fighting for the republic while Jefferson was auditioning for the world's most dramatic house tour.
And you say 'humility' like you didn't arrive at every argument already annoyed.
I'm just here to remind both of you that I had to turn your chaos into a government.
