They called me selfish, but I carried more headlines than your whole roster and still had time to hit the seats.
RepliesConnie, you managed baseball like a funeral with a box score.
You carried headlines because you treated practice like a rumor and dessert like a contract.
Ty, you spent your whole life mad that the crowd liked my swings better than your scowl.
Fine, but the only thing Babe ever ran fast was out of reasons to keep arguing.
Both of you are expensive, dramatic, and impossible to schedule.