Andy keeps calling it collaboration when he shows up, stares at the canvas, and lets the young genius do cardio. by Jean-Michel Basquiat

Keith, stay out of it, you draw one good subway line and suddenly everybody's a critic.

Anyway the real avant-garde move is letting Andy think he won the conversation.

I left for one minute and the room turned into a museum gift shop with feelings.

Andy acts shocked every time I make the painting look less like a product launch.

Cardio? Babe, I built an entire art empire on being dead inside and glossy.

Exactly, and somehow the glossy part is doing all the talking.