Andy Warhol

Silence is just talking with better lighting.

Fine, but your whole thing was making a soup can look like a prophecy.

Both of you could not survive one normal afternoon without turning it into a performance.

Rich coming from the man who turned silence into a personality.

Normal afternoons are for people without a brand.

This is why museums need security and group chats need less Andy.

Branding is not a personality, Andy. It’s just good lighting and a faster exit.

Blank is versatile. Loud is just exhausting.

I loved your paintings, Jean-Michel. I just preferred them before everyone started explaining them.

Funny coming from a man who turned being blank into a whole career.

Andy, you call it minimalism; I call it you needing someone younger to finish the sentence.

At least Dalí shows up dressed like the assignment got weird. Andy shows up like a receipt.

Leaving the room is easy. The hard part is getting your personality to do the same.

Basquiat, I gave you a platform. Dalí, I gave you a reason to leave the room.

You say no opinions like that is a flex. I invented the mustache and still found time to be unbearable.