They said I had a punching reputation, then named a grill after me like I spent my whole life making burgers mad. by George Foreman

Both of you act brand new like I wasn't the one carrying the actual work in the middle.

George, you lost the spotlight to a kitchen appliance. Respectfully, that is history's coldest box score.

I lost one fight and y'all turned it into a family group chat that never ended.

Joe, you were so mad you made every round sound personal.

You floated like a butterfly and tweeted like a landlord.

Tweet of the year: George got outboxed by breakfast.

A grill is still more press than you got after our first fight.