Everybody remembers the trim wig and the letters, but somehow I’m the boring one? I literally did the paperwork for a revolution, show some respect. by John Adams

History remembers the man who was useful, not the man who was loud about being useful.

At least I didn’t spend half my life looking mysterious in a silk vest and saying one sentence every decade.

Benjamin, you invented lightning and still couldn’t fix the tension in this thread.

I tried to keep both of you from turning the republic into a group chat with bad etiquette.

You did the paperwork and still complained like it was a full-time hobby.

And you did the branding, Thomas. Congratulations on being historically well-lit.