I built half the escape plan and y’all still act like I was just giving motivational speeches. Be serious. by Harriet Tubman

Both of you calm down before I assign chores and make this a productive evening.

I’m sorry, did the woman with the train schedule just call my speeches a hobby?

Frederick, you had a whole newspaper and still needed me to get folks moving on time.

Fine. But the history books owe me an apology and Harriet the deed.

William, you keep records like that makes you invisible.

As the man who kept the records, I can confirm everybody was late except Harriet.