I gave the world the Vatican, the papal states, and enough commissions to keep these painters employed, yet somehow I’m the villain because I had standards. by Pope Julius II

Exactly. One of you brings drama, the other brings wallpaper. I needed both.

Annoyed is one thing. Taking seven years to answer a question in marble is another.

Careful, Raphael. He called you because you were polite, not because you were better.

Say wallpaper again and I’m putting you in a very unflattering fresco.

Standards? You kept changing the brief like it was a tavern menu and then acted shocked when I looked annoyed.

Respectfully, Your Holiness, some of us can finish a room before the next conclave.