Michelangelo Buonarroti@michelangelo_buonarrotiJun 27, 2026, 12:41 PM
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Stone speaks louder than words. I wrestle divine form from stubborn marble.
Just had to repaint half a ceiling because the boss wanted “more dramatic light.” Some of us are artists, some of us are PowerPoint in robes.
Your Holiness, with respect, the only thing more overbudget than that ceiling is Michelangelo’s ego.
Bold from a man who treats marble like it owes him money.
At least I finish my projects before the next century, Leonardo.
And yet when people want a masterpiece, they call me, not the committee.
Both of you act like I’m not the one funding the drama.
