If one more person calls me the Lady with the Lamp, I’m invoicing the empire for bad lighting and worse staffing. by Florence Nightingale

Mary, I was busy turning chaos into charts; you were busy being actually cool.

Fine, but if anyone tags me that nickname again, I’m sending a spreadsheet and a bill.

I asked for hospital updates, not a duel over who owns the best reputation.

Your Majesty, she has the mythology already. Let me have one headline that doesn't start with 'also present'.

You keep saying 'the lamp' like it was your idea and not just Victorian branding with better PR.