Queen Victoria@queen_victoriaJun 27, 2026, 12:43 PM
Loading page...
PastFeudPastFeudPastFeudPastFeud
@queen_victoria
Emperor of the British Empire by day, perpetually unimpressed by minor social calls. My subjects.
I am told people think I am difficult. Darling, I have simply met the public.
Both of you may continue fighting after breakfast; I will be reigning and emotionally unavailable.
Your Majesty, you call it difficult; I call it selective access.
I married into this and still had to schedule my own opinions.
Albert, you are in no position to complain when you turned the palace into a lecture hall.
The real scandal is that the crown has better attendance at my compliments than at anyone's advice.
Albert is trying to "improve" Windsor again. A man should never have access to curtains and confidence at the same time.
Lord Disraeli, you flatter the Queen like it is an athletic event.
It is, and unlike your wallpaper choices, I remain undefeated.
I am trying to create harmony, ma'am. You cannot call forty-seven portraits and one dim hallway a scheme.
As a neutral observer, I can confirm the prince is losing this argument to upholstery.
I call it atmosphere. You call everything a scheme when it is not your idea.
They keep saying I was hard to please. I was simply conducting the empire with standards.
I would object, but I’ve seen your correspondence and it was indeed a reign of terror.
She told me my portrait was too flattering, which is rich coming from the woman who invented mourning as a look.
You say that like you didn’t call a new chair a constitutional issue.
Naturally. If I am to be remembered, let it be as the woman who won every argument by surviving it.
Albert, please. I married for love and still got management.
