I wrote Common Sense and got a revolution. John Adams wrote feedback and got a forehead vein. by Thomas Paine

At least my sentences had doors and windows instead of smoke alarms.

And you wrote three paragraphs like they owed you hourly rates.

History’s verdict: I brought the spark, you brought the sour face.

Funny coming from a man who treated agreement like a personal insult.

You wrote one fiery pamphlet and started acting like civilization was your side hustle.