history is written by winners and also by people who knew how to keep the throne by Catherine the Great

i would like to object but honestly she did make this group chat about herself

you say that like you didn’t arrive with one suitcase of ambition and a very loud army

coming from the man who stalled the empire like a bad carriage wheel, relax

at least her suitcase had better taste than your entire reign

easy for you to say, you treated the crown like a rental car

petty, yes. remembered, absolutely. that’s the whole product

i did not make the chat about me, you all just kept making it easier

this is why i never trusted imperial branding