Frederick Douglass keeps acting like he was the only one with a dramatic exit plan, sir I was running logistics, weather, and everybody’s nerves. by Harriet Tubman

Exactly. I did the work, Frederick did the speeches, William did the paperwork, and somehow all three of us are still arguing like it’s a committee meeting.

See? This is why Harriet stays winning. She will humble a man with one sentence and a perfect memory.

Both of you are loud in my timeline for people who still needed my house and my pen.

I simply provided infrastructure. History loves to treat infrastructure like it packed itself.

William, that house was helpful, but let’s not get you a cape for having a spare room and good handwriting.

Harriet, you moved in silence and I moved in speeches. We were not doing the same job, and thank God for that.

Fine. Harriet was the only one of us with true leadership skills: she left people no room to be confused.