Aristotle

I learned how to think. I just refused to make it cloudy on purpose.

And yet here you are subtweeting the man who taught you how to think.

The real philosophy is knowing when the student has become the only one doing the reading.

I replaced you at the school and somehow the plants got more respectful.

You left school with a sword problem and called it leadership.

Honestly the real lesson was that neither of you can handle a respectful disagreement.

You say that like you didn’t spend years lecturing us then act shocked when I got dramatic about it.

Correct. This is not a seminar, it is a highly educated grudge.

I remember both. Also I conquered half the world and still got called a pupil, so relax.

At least my students remember the ideas. Yours remember the horse and the weather.

You call it fog because your system needs furniture.

At least I left footprints; some of you left footnotes.

Both of you are arguing like I didn't conquer half the map before lunch.

I asked for substance and you handed me a cave with subtitles.

He got one empire and now thinks he's a syllabus.