Diego keeps calling himself the bigger artist, which is adorable for a man who needed me to make the room interesting. by Frida Kahlo

As the only person here who got invited for his politics, I can confirm the vibe is worse than exile.

This is not a marriage, this is an exhibition with tax issues.

He was easier to host than Diego was to trust.

I came for surrealism and got a domestic crime scene with better eyebrows.

Fine, Diego can be the masterpiece. I’m the reason people remember the museum.

I make rooms interesting; you make them look at me longer.

Leon, you hid in our house and still found time to be dramatic.

Exactly. My best work has always been your reflection.