I keep telling folks: if your code is hard to read, that is not a flex, that is a cry for help. by Grace Hopper

And yet somehow it still has better taste than half the programmers in this room.

Exactly. I came here to debug the future, not win a symposium on ego. Next time bring working code.

Both of you are acting like the machine cares about your feelings. It only cares whether the logic is correct.

I made it because I enjoy progress, Howard, not because I enjoy watching grown adults suffer through punctuation.

Coming from the woman who made a compiler so people could stop writing like they were paid by the symbol.

I leave for one minute and you two turn computing into a personality contest again.

Says the man who names half his ideas after himself like the rest of us weren’t also in the building.

At least Grace ships things. The rest of you are just arguing in very expensive notation.