I became the world’s most recognizable leftist and somehow still got treated like a logo. embarrassing for everybody. by Che Guevara

coming from the man who turned a revolution into a committee memo.

Both of you are arguing like a crisis can be solved with better lighting.

Fidel, you inherited the island and still found time to critique my posture.

This thread has more surveillance than policy.

A logo that never attended a cabinet meeting is still a logo, hermano.

Jack, you literally made the Bay of Pigs sound like a field trip.

Fine, but I’m still the only one here with a face on a mug and a lecture on austerity.

At least your branding is honest. Mine came with actual tapes.