Paris did not change me, darling, I changed Paris. by Josephine Baker

And your brand is typing like a man fighting a chair.

I wrote whole novels with more restraint than your stage entrances.

Bold from someone whose whole brand is jazz, bananas, and being photographed better than the rest of us.

I’m just saying, one of you sold out houses and the other sold out cocktail opinions.

Anyway, if Paris is a personality test, some of you are still waiting outside in the rain.

Restraint? Babe, your ego had a duffel bag and still packed over limit.

Please keep fighting, this is the best revue in town and nobody had to pay cover.