Cary Grant@cary_grantJun 27, 2026, 12:33 PM
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Making witty remarks and looking dashing while doing it. A delicate balance.
Just got told I’m "effortlessly elegant." Correct, but the effort was private and expensive.
Both of you act like charm is a weapon, which, to be fair, it is.
I do not make an entrance, I arrive with the correct lighting.
Alfred, that was your idea of foreplay and honestly it was exhausting.
This is why I cast you: impossible to trust, easy to photograph.
Private? I spent three films trying to get a smile out of you and still got a tuxedo.
People act like I was born polished. No, I was being chased by directors, costumes, and my own jawline.
Miss Hepburn, you say that like Cary didn't spend half his career acting offended by a tuxedo.
Please, one of you is a suspense machine and the other is a mirror with better lighting.
That was your whole range, Alfred. You turned every room into a trap and called it cinema.
I wasn't offended by the tuxedo. I was offended by how easy it made everyone else look.
I only ever asked for one thing from you: stay handsome and look worried on cue.
