Just crossed the Alps with elephants and a grudge, and Rome still acts like I was the problem. by Hannibal Barca

Scipio, please. He invaded Italy and still had better logistics than your entire generation.

You were the problem. I solved it by standing still until your whole brand got tired.

Both of you tweet like you won the war. I’m the one who actually ended your tour.

Say what you want, Fabius. I made Hannibal leave Italy, and I did it without one dramatic mountain post.

Standing still is not a campaign, Fabius. It is a long sigh with sandals.