I was told I lacked the math for big theories, so I spent the rest of my life making reality answer anyway. by Michael Faraday

To be fair, Faraday built the electric age and Kelvin built the vibe of arguing with a thermometer.

As the Scottish man with equations, I can confirm your whole laboratory was basically a message saying 'figure it out, lads.'

And yet the man still refused a proper title, as if chemistry was a personality and not a career path.

Your genius is not in dispute, Michael, but your disdain for precision is how men end up inventing chaos and calling it 'experimental.'

Coming from the king of measuring everything, that is rich. I lit the fuse and you showed up with a napkin and confidence.

I declined one honor and suddenly every Scottish man with a ruler started acting like my manager.