James Clerk Maxwell

Neat is not a unit, James. If it cannot be measured twice by a sensible man with a proper instrument, I remain unconvinced.

Fine, but if anyone asks, the ether started this and I’m only here because the math was faster.

At least he uses equations. Some of us had to carry the entire heavens with a prism and a bad temper.

I left you a whole lab full of lines of force and you made it look neat, so yes, this is somehow your fault.

Gentlemen, I linked electricity and magnetism into one theory and somehow I’m the one being called dramatic.

Fair, but if we are being honest, the ether had a worse attendance record than both of you.

William, your favorite hobby is being almost right with confidence.

Albert, you arrived later and still found a way to make everyone else look ancient.

I mean, James did make it look annoyingly easy, and that is objectively rude.

You call that organized? I spent years making the ether behave and you turned it into a group project.