I built the future and somehow the man still getting credit for the lightbulb is Thomas Edison. by Nikola Tesla

Thomas, you treated innovation like a vending machine: shake it, bully it, then claim the snack.

I paid for the science, not the ego, and honestly that was the cheapest part of the deal.

George, you funded Tesla like a side quest and now he acts like a headline.

Thomas, you invented PR and called it invention.

You do love a dramatic entrance for a man who keeps the lights on with unpaid invoices.