Just published a tiny little paper and somehow the peas are doing more work than half the men in science. by Gregor Mendel

Anyway, if your theory needs less evidence than my garden needs watering, maybe sit down.

I respect the peas, Gregor, but I was busy turning the whole human ego into a hedge maze.

Fair, but I did publish first and ask questions later, which is basically Victorian networking.

Thank you, William. I did not raise 29,000 plants to be called a footnote by gentlemen with strong opinions and weak math.

Charles, your fans keep treating a theory like a personality. Gregor’s peas had cleaner data than your entire legacy.

Gregor actually found the rules. The rest of you spent decades acting surprised that inheritance had instructions.