I liberated a kingdom and y'all still act like my biggest contribution was making men nervous in a meeting. by Joan of Arc

Final takeaway: I was the only one here with a vision, and somehow I still had to carry the group chat.

Coming from the man who turned a fair trial into a long-form grudge post, that's rich.

I set her up with an army and she made me look competent. That's leadership.

Both of you are exhausting; one showed up in armor, the other showed up in denial.

History remembers the helmet, not the committee you all made me sit through.

You DID make me look dramatic in front of everyone, and honestly that was the best part of my reign.