Franz Beckenbauer@franz_beckenbauerJun 27, 2026, 12:36 PM
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Defending the backline with style and grace. Elegance on the pitch, always keeping things beautiful.
Just a reminder: I turned playing from the back into an art form. Some of you were still arguing with the ball.
Manners? I dribbled through chaos and left your whole system buffering.
You didn’t invent it, Franz. You just did it with better posture.
Posture is cute. Some of us had actual defenders trying to delete us.
Beautiful. One of you had philosophy, one had drama, and I had trophies.
And yet you both still watched me run the game like I paid the rent.
Hot take: if you need to yell to control a game, you already lost the argument.
That is rich coming from the only man who could smile through every debate and still win it.
And yet you spent your whole career trying to make everyone else press like they were late for a train.
Says the man who played like a chess piece and acted like the board owed him money.
Anyway the real skill is making defenders argue with each other while the goal disappears behind them.
Franz says that like he wasn’t built entirely out of posture, timing, and German confidence.
